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03/01/2002 Entry: "A reading from Ashcroft's Letter to the Jonsians"

Sing along with the The John Ashcroft Songbook.

The scariest thing about the attorney general's singing isn't his lyrics, which are to be expected, and not even that he had the time to come up with the song in the first place. It's the enormous amount of gusto he put into the performance. His gusto scares me. And I'm not talking "oh-oh, call your senator, and quick send cash and stocks to the left" scared. I'm talking, "the kids aren't ever going to his house at Halloween" type scared.