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05/18/2002 Entry: "Voting for God"

At the next vacancy for God, if I am elected....

Unfortunately, Don understands the voting public a little better:

Upon being elected God, I would change all corupt cops into 3-foot tall unemployed circus clowns. You'd see them standing on street corners holding signs that said: "Will fall for food." Honest cops who save little kids and put rapists away will be given a very generous pension and dismissed so they can spend the rest of their lives with their families and exploring their creative sides. I will, being omnipotent, become the only police force necessary.