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06/12/2002 Entry: "Dear Rentokil..."

Dear Rentokil,

I found myself driving next to one of your vans this evening. Please consider a name change. Seeing "rent-to-kill" vans on the roads nowadays is pretty startling, to say the least. It must be a pretty catchy name for your security and pest control divisions though. Perhaps you could cash in on your valuable toilet R&D and change your name to "Runtokrap".

P.S. Thanks for Henrico County, you bastards.