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08/17/2002 Entry: "I'm going to give ye a biblical spanking."

Has "I'm going to get medieval on your ass" has been replaced with "I'm going to give ye a biblical spanking" ?

After all a biblical spanking delights responsible parents and biblical spanking brings security.

Security !! Who doesn't want security nowadays ? Maybe the Homeland Security folks should start pulling aside passengers for random spankage. The good citizen will display a tender repentant cry, and screaming, yelling, or outward displays of anger would be evidence of noncompliance.

So spank away. Spank, spank spank. Lovely spank. Spank spank spankity spank.

Wait wait, that's all wrong. What came over me ? Go to Project NoSpank instead.