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Friday, March 23, 2001

[3/23/2001 01:33:03 PM | link]
My cresent rolls will have a URL ? Eh, I've got to look into seeing if I can find the IBM weenie who said this, if it really happened. My guess is it was someone from the marketing department. Whoever it is deserves to be whipped with a wet smart-noodle.

[3/23/2001 01:21:49 PM | link]
Here's the cookie cutter response to my complaint to Kelloggs about the StarLink found in their products.
From: emailmsf@kelloggs.com
o: jude99@ix.netcom.com
Subject: Contact Us Feedback - Morningstar Farms [T2001031500VR] Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 10:32:07 -0500

Worthington Foods Inc. is voluntarily recalling all its veggie Corn Dogs and Mini Corn Dogs due to the detection of StarLink(TM) corn in samples of Morningstar Farms(R) veggie Corn Dogs. The recall is based on test results the company commissioned from an independent laboratory.

The voluntary recall includes Morningstar Farms(R) veggie Corn Dogs and Mini Corn Dogs, Loma Linda(R) and Natural Touch(R) veggie Corn Dogs. The company is recalling all Corn Dogs and Mini Corn Dogs as a precautionary measure. No other Morningstar Farms(R), Loma Linda(R) and Natural Touch(R) products are affected by the voluntary recall.

While StarLink(TM) corn has not been approved for human food, EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) officials, as well as leading allergists and scientists, have emphasized that the corn poses no immediate health concerns.

Consumers who have the recalled Corn Dogs can request a replacement coupon or refund by sending the package end flap with the production code along with their name and mailing address, including zip code to:

RECALL
PO Box WFDS
Battle Creek, MI 49016-3630

Worthington Foods very much regrets this incident. Consumer trust and confidence in Worthington products are of utmost importance to the company. We have taken these extra measures to fully resolve this issue. We appreciate your continued patronage.

Consumer Affairs Worthington Foods Inc.

Ummmm, let me check. No, I defintelyhave no "warm fuzzies" after reading that. Sorry guys, I'm going to have to kick the breakfast patty habit...

Wednesday, March 21, 2001

[3/21/2001 06:52:44 PM | link]
IBM has a good article on unit testing available.

[3/21/2001 12:34:56 PM | link]
Hmmm...You may be able to get a free Starlink taco.

I see another story coming down the pike, and I don't think it will really surprise anyone.

Mir crashes on Friday, I wonder how close the boats are to the taco bell sign right about ..... now.

Tuesday, March 20, 2001

[3/20/2001 06:28:20 PM | link]
Seems tech recruiters are reading this as well, and they don't have a problem contacting me at work. Sorry, I'm not in the market now, and even if it was, I react badly to cold calls. Just please don't do it. I do not believe in "phone etiquette".

Sunday, March 18, 2001

[3/18/2001 12:21:33 PM | link]
How's this for coporate welfare: Companies damaged by the Starlink debacle are eligible for federal funds usually reservered for natural disasters victums. Ummm, once you screw with the genes, it's not natural any more....

Notice this article mentions that the role of pollon drift in spreading the genetically modified protiens. Isn't this exactly what Monsanto claimed wouldn't happen with their terminitor seed technology ?

---- rant-on -------

I'm not opposed to genetic engineering in general. I think it has it's place in developing new medicines and chemical processes, but I am against genetically modified lifeforms being introduced into the environment at large.

Let's assume an ecosystem is a legecy system and a biotech company is like an IT consulting firm coming in to make some small modification. Like many legacy systems, the ecosystem comes with no decent documentation, and it's been modified and tweaked over time to deal with all sorts of new requirements that cropped up over the years. It seems like no one involved with the system really understands why they are doing some things and what implications doing things differently might have. Things seem to work on the surface, but if you dig down a little bit everything is duct tape, rubber bands and chewing gum. Probably not the most glamous portrait of evolution, but that's what you get with incremental change. Nature does not refactor.

Now into this legacy mix comes our biotech consultants. They analyize a portion of the legacy system that they are interested in, come up with some small fix that should take care of some imperfection with the system and they claim the changes will be localized.

Fine. But once you reach a system that's made up of a significant amount of spaghetti code, how can you possibly test what effect changes will have ? With an ecosystem you're dealing with a system that is millions of years old, and has no human design decisions behind it. Remember how much time and effort was wasted dealing with the simple Y2K date fixes on systems that were way less than 50 years old ?

Currently I don't think anyone can get anywhere near testing what the side-effects of seamingly simple changes will be. Maybe in 50 years when we know the genetic makeup of everything and can model ecosystems on super computers to see what effect a seemingly simple protein change will have on the global ecosystem over say a 1000 year interval.

Needless to say, I don't see a for-profit venture going to make the effort to make sure their product is safe, especially when the government is bailing them out whenever they screw-up.

----- rant-off-------

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