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06/15/2003 Entry: "Youngsters, Sing And Dance For Your Baloney Masters"

"The school, two-year-old Oakdale Elementary in Frederick County, is getting used to receiving large corporate checks. Last year, it won $10,000 for performing the best interpretation of Oscar Mayer's well-known wiener song. This year it won another $10,000 from Oscar Mayer for singing its bologna song and two other melodies, written by music teacher Lori Bower, praising Oscar Mayer Lunchables, complete with children dressed up as dancing pieces of bologna, ham and cheese."

I'm sure Edoardo Raspelli will be thrilled to learn Philip Morris is making bologna. Bah !! Oscar Myer is typical American slaughterhouse byproduct baloney. Remember that next time you're sewing up your kid's costume.

And what's this ? Some school in Arkanasas got $25,000 for their wonderful weinersong. How can that be if Oakdale is the best ?