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Sunday, December 19, 02004

I am shocked, just shocked, that some of the signatures on the political junk mail I get may be fake:

What it comes down to is personally signing everything takes time and costs money. It’s also very effective. Political leaders around the world use autopens to give their correspondence the “personal touch” and save time, money and effort by not chaining them to a desk enduring the drudgery of repetitious signing. More importantly it frees the signer’s time and allows for more activity on the campaign trail, more concentration on strategy sessions and a chance to actually attend your daughter’s softball game.

What's that ? Donald Rummsfield might drop in on my daughter's softball game ? I don't even have a daughter. But even if I did, Donald would more likely be attending her funeral, after she was killed in one of his unjust wars. But even then, he'd most likely send a Rummybot robot imposter in his place.

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